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Atinlay Igpay
Eaturecray — Igpay
AWOL
Instant
AWOL
Instant
Bosom Buddy
Creature — Elephant Townsfolk
Cardpecker
Creature — Bird
Cardpecker
Creature — Bird
Cheap Ass
Creature — Donkey Townsfolk
Circle of Protection: Art
Enchantment
Collector Protector
Creature — Human Gamer
Drawn Together
Enchantment
Emcee
Creature — Human Rogue
Emcee
Creature — Human Rogue
Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One)
Instant
Fascist Art Director
Creature — Human Horror
First Come, First Served
Enchantment
Frankie Peanuts
Legendary Creature — Elephant Rogue
Head to Head
Instant
Ladies' Knight
Creature — Human Knight
Little Girl
Creature — Human Child
Look at Me, I'm R&D
Enchantment
Man of Measure
Creature — Human Knight
Save Life
Instant
Standing Army
Creature — Human Soldier
Standing Army
Creature — Human Soldier
Staying Power
Enchantment
Wordmail
Enchantment — Aura
_____
Creature — Shapeshifter
Ambiguity
Enchantment
Artful Looter
Creature — Human Wizard
Avatar of Me
Creature — Avatar
Brushstroke Paintermage
Creature — Human Wizard
Bursting Beebles
Creature — Beeble
Carnivorous Death-Parrot
Creature — Bird
Cheatyface
Creature — Efreet
Double Header
Creature — Drake
Flaccify
Instant
Framed!
Instant
Greater Morphling
Creature — Shapeshifter
Greater Morphling
Creature — Shapeshifter
Johnny, Combo Player
Legendary Creature — Human Gamer
Loose Lips
Enchantment — Aura
Magical Hacker
Creature — Human Gamer
Mise
Instant
Moniker Mage
Creature — Human Wizard
Mouth to Mouth
Sorcery
Now I Know My ABC's
Enchantment
Number Crunch
Instant
Question Elemental?
Creature — Elemental?
Question Elemental?
Creature — Elemental?
Richard Garfield, Ph.D.
Legendary Creature — Human Designer
Richard Garfield, Ph.D.
Legendary Creature — Human Designer
Smart Ass
Creature — Donkey Wizard
Spell Counter
Instant
Topsy Turvy
Enchantment
Aesthetic Consultation
Instant
Aesthetic Consultation
Instant
Bad Ass
Creature — Donkey Zombie
Bad Ass
Creature — Donkey Zombie
Bloodletter
Creature — Zombie
Booster Tutor
Instant
Duh
Instant
Enter the Dungeon
Sorcery
Eye to Eye
Instant
The Fallen Apart
Creature — Zombie
Farewell to Arms
Enchantment
Farewell to Arms
Enchantment
Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
Creature — Demon Child
Kill! Destroy!
Instant
Mother of Goons
Creature — Human Cleric
Necro-Impotence
Enchantment
Persecute Artist
Sorcery
Phyrexian Librarian
Creature — Phyrexian Horror
Stop That
Instant
Tainted Monkey
Creature — Monkey
Vile Bile
Creature — Ooze
Wet Willie of the Damned
Sorcery
When Fluffy Bunnies Attack
Instant
When Fluffy Bunnies Attack
Instant
Working Stiff
Creature — Mummy
Zombie Fanboy
Creature — Zombie Gamer
Zzzyxas's Abyss
Enchantment
Assquatch
Creature — Donkey
Blast from the Past
Instant
Blast from the Past
Instant
Curse of the Fire Penguin // Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature
Enchantment — Aura // Creature — Penguin
Deal Damage
Instant
Dumb Ass
Creature — Donkey Barbarian
Face to Face
Sorcery
Frazzled Editor
Creature — Human Bureaucrat
Frazzled Editor
Creature — Human Bureaucrat
Goblin Mime
Creature — Goblin Mime
Goblin Mime
Creature — Goblin Mime
Goblin Secret Agent
Creature — Goblin Rogue
Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
Creature — Goblin Warrior
Mana Flair
Instant
Mons's Goblin Waiters
Creature — Goblin Waiter
Mons's Goblin Waiters
Creature — Goblin Waiter
Orcish Paratroopers
Creature — Orc Paratrooper
Punctuate
Instant
Pygmy Giant
Creature — Giant
Red-Hot Hottie
Creature — Elemental
Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug
Creature — Slug
Sauté
Instant
Six-y Beast
Creature — Beast
Touch and Go
Sorcery
Touch and Go
Sorcery
Yet Another Aether Vortex
Enchantment
B-I-N-G-O
Creature — Dog
Creature Guy
Creature — Beast
Elvish House Party
Creature — Elf Rogue
Fat Ass
Creature — Donkey Shaman
Form of the Squirrel
Enchantment
Fraction Jackson
Creature — Human Hero
Gluetius Maximus
Creature — Beast
Granny's Payback
Sorcery
Graphic Violence
Instant
Keeper of the Sacred Word
Creature — Human Druid
Keeper of the Sacred Word
Creature — Human Druid
Land Aid '04
Sorcery
Laughing Hyena
Creature — Hyena
Laughing Hyena
Creature — Hyena
Monkey Monkey Monkey
Creature — Monkey
Monkey Monkey Monkey
Creature — Monkey
Name Dropping
Enchantment
Old Fogey
Summon — Dinosaur
Old Fogey
Summon — Dinosaur
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
Creature — Elemental
Remodel
Instant
Shoe Tree
Creature — Treefolk
Shoe Tree
Creature — Treefolk
Side to Side
Instant
S.N.O.T.
Creature — Ooze
Stone-Cold Basilisk
Creature — Basilisk
Supersize
Instant
Symbol Status
Sorcery
Uktabi Kong
Creature — Ape
"Ach! Hans, Run!"
Enchantment
Ass Whuppin'
Sorcery
Meddling Kids
Creature — Human Child
Rare-B-Gone
Sorcery
Who // What // When // Where // Why
Instant
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Gleemax
Legendary Artifact
Gleemax
Legendary Artifact
Letter Bomb
Artifact
Letter Bomb
Artifact
Mana Screw
Artifact
Mana Screw
Artifact
Mox Lotus
Artifact
Mox Lotus
Artifact
My First Tome
Artifact — Book
My First Tome
Artifact — Book
Pointy Finger of Doom
Artifact
Rod of Spanking
Artifact
Time Machine
Artifact
Time Machine
Artifact
Togglodyte
Artifact Creature — Golem
Toy Boat
Artifact Creature — Ship
Urza's Hot Tub
Artifact
Water Gun Balloon Game
Artifact
World-Bottling Kit
Artifact
City of Ass
Land
R&D's Secret Lair
Legendary Land
Plains
Basic Land — Plains
Island
Basic Land — Island
Swamp
Basic Land — Swamp
Mountain
Basic Land — Mountain
Forest
Basic Land — Forest
Super Secret Tech
Artifact